No this is not a joke, this literally happened.
A man has been caught on camera behind a bin at a Townsville Red Rooster, dropping his pants and doing a poo.
C'mon buddy, there's a bathroom just inside!!
In the footage it takes about 14 seconds for him to finish his buisness, but it's left someone with a pretty crappy job of cleaning it up.
Do you know him? Let us know and also contact crime stoppers on 131 444.
Crystal & Brady have launched a man hunt, listen to the audio here:
After 7:30 we chased up a few leads to see if we could get some closure, listen below: